

Zero fees, more profits

No commitments, no fees

No chargebacks, no lockups

Eliminate the 2-3% fees charged by credit card processors on every transaction, keeping more of your revenue.

Tap into the rapidly expanding market of crypto-savvy consumers who prefer using DICKBUTT for everyday transactions.

Earn rewards on your DICKBUTT revenue, with no hoops to jump through. This means your funds remain liquid, accessible anytime.
💳 Credit Card Fees Per Year:
🍑 DICKBUTT Rewards Per Year (APY):

Click 'Get Started' to begin accepting DICKBUTT payments at your store. We'll provide everything you need to get started.

Use Coinbase Wallet to receive payments via QR code or integrate seamlessly with your existing Square system.

Accept payments from anyone with an internet connection and digital wallet

Eliminate chargebacks with crypto-grade security powered by Ethereum

Earn rewards on your DICKBUTT revenue, with no hoops to jump through. This means your funds remain liquid, accessible anytime

Tap into the growing network of DICKBUTT users worldwide

Process global payments for less than a cent

Receive payments instantly with no waiting period

Enjoy your first coffee at Cabin on 9th and receive 50% back in DICKBUTT

Enjoy a 20% discount when you pay with DICKBUTT
You can start accepting DICKBUTT payments in as little as 5 minutes. Simply fill out our registration form, download Coinbase Wallet, and you’re ready to accept your first payment.
You can accept payments using just your smartphone. We also offer the ability for merchants to accept DICKBUTT through Square if preferred!
While we don’t provide direct sponsorships for events, we’re happy to assist you in accepting DICKBUTT payments at your conference or event. We can provide promotional materials, setup guides, and digital assets to help your attendees use DICKBUTT. Please email us at contact@acceptdickbutt.org with details about your event, and we’ll get back to you with resources to help make DICKBUTT payments a success at your gathering.